Hi everybody, I’m Vic Prell with today’s Vic Prell Daily Virgo Horoscope that’ll help you know a liddlebidabowdyerself and help others know a liddlebidabowdyerself too
because this can be a great day for you and the people you love especially knowing that today, Virgo, is a good day to take a few chances with money because you know Virgo taking chances with money is a good thing to do every now and then knowing that this world is a challenging place but it doesn’t have to be so long as you follow that inner voice and pay attention to the stars that can be your guide in times of uncertainty and financial stress because before you know it things begin to come your way in spiritual as well as material ways and you know that while the rest of the world is going to hell in a shiitter sure as the Lord made Green fucking Apples you don’t have to wait and rot with the rest of the losers out there when you can take a chance and in the process know a liddlebidabowdyerself and maybe get to know a liddlebidabowdyerself and make some fucking money too for the first time in your horseshit life and if you do I’d like to invite you to do something completely unique and send me a postcard or a post-it note or anything, maybe even some used toilet paper with chicken scratch on the back, thanking me for the good Virgo horoscope that you read and acted on because I rarely get anyone thanking me and its the least you could do so could you do that please with sugar on it and show me some God damned respect!
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