The Tragedy of the Gymnastics Gymnasts

One of the things that happens every four years when the Olympics rolls around is that we are treated to wonderfully athletic displays of the gymnastics people, both girls and men. Yes and women too. But when we see the young toned, taut, textured and tightly toned bodies (or as we said back in the ‘valley’ days, ‘bods’) of these young people some women retreat inevitably to a bottle. Even here, yes here, at Western Estates I’ve received reports from steering committee members that some gals start drinking around 2 or 3 on the days gymnastics games are shown by NBC or SNMBC. Why do they do this? Because they see toned, taut, tight, textured bods and realize there is no way they’ll ever be that beautiful. Not all of the gals here or out there especially where you are are blessed with the combination of genetics and the will….the sheer will…to dominate in the world of looking hot and good for my man and yours. (But not that way or if you want me to, okay but I doubt it Lol) Boxed wine, 2 Buck Chuck, the whites, even the coolers, they all sell-out in record numbers come Olympic times because so many gals look at the textured, taut, toned and tight-toned bods of the Olympic gals and say to themselves “I can’t be that beautiful. I gotta get my wine on.” I say we tell SSBCB and MBC to their foot off the gymnastics gas. I’m Bobbie Dooley and I am….Western Estates Homeowners Association…