Special guests Bobbie and Steve Dooley preview their Falltacular “fertility rite” featuring the “bong-GO” and the song “Tighten Up.” Don Berman was too drunk last night to cover the Democratic debate, so he recaps using his Twitter feed for information. Hint: Jim Webb won. RC Collins and Professor Don Micksa discuss RC’s future in business (Don is good friends with RC’s father, Warner R.J. Collins) while trying to avoid each other’s deadly breath.