First out of the gate tonight was Steve Bosell from Corona, California whose errant golf shot into a tract of homes caused friend Roy Hutchins to exclaim “Those poor, innocent people!” This remark, plus Mr. Hutchins subsequent mimicking of a little girl getting hit with a golf ball, messed with Mr. Bosell’s mind. He blew the rest of the golf game and lost $500. After the match, he got drunk in the clubhouse and upon returning home, after being asked by his son how his game went, smacked his son. Bosell claimed the kid asked him the question “with a wink and a smile.”
Following that hour of joy we had Justin McElroy on. The high school junior wants to complete a Mass Media assignment by filming a riot at Walmart on Black Friday “because that’s how Geraldo Rivera got his start although I’m not Puerto Rican.” They had videoed so-called bum-fights until the school threatened them with suspension. Now, Justin and his pals plan on provokling the Walmart riot by pushing against people and putting up signs that say “crazy, dirty deals on Blu Ray players, $30! Plus they got plenty of that good, cheap Chinese stuff.”
