It’s Classic Friday and that means two great bits from our massive archive. From January 2006 it’s Larry Grover complaining that after hiring an escort to accompany him to a work event, she unexpectedly comes on to him, showing him her breasts and waiting for payment. Then it’s Steve Bosell from June 2000, suing Mark Wahlberg and New Line Cinema. He thought Wahlberg’s large penis in “Boogie Nights” was real and it caused him anxiety.