Margaret Grey and Phil talked about the VP debate along with Kevin Hare, a Hollywood writer and friend of Margaret's who, it turns out, simply wanted to plug his bad direct-to-video movie. Kevin said Paul Ryan was like the character of Sir Francis Drake in his movie who was wearing a bad, costume store mustache and kept tripping over his sword... Phil talked with Harvey Wireman briefly about Leon Panetta and Panetta's report that concluded America is vulnerable to a "Pearly Harbor-style cyber attack." During the interview, when Harvey still couldn't get the right eyeglasses from his grand daughter, He confided to Phil that his grand daughter, daughter and son-in-law were so stupid Harvey often found himself going to the primate house at the zoo "to be with 'people' I can talk to....not literally but, you know, spiritually. Margaret also sang lyrics to the Twilight Zone theme, written, she said, "by Jerry Clarel and Bill Bingham, a couple of sound editors at Rod Serlings old company Kowabunga Productions."

Phil, Margaret, Bud and Robert bring on Harvey Wireman who has a gig reading a book on tape. He's narrating "David Mambo's new one." (He means David Mamet) Ted Bell also joins the show to see if Harvey is good enough to read a book in person at Ted's of Beverly Hills. He has Harvey read from the menu, Lloyd Bonafide also joins the so-called discussion. Later Vernon Dozier comes on to talk about the ending of the NFL referee strike. During his rant he grows agitated with the beer he's drinking and tells his wife Amber to "get some Miller High-Life in this funky joint!" He hangs up on Phil when Phil starts lecturing him on another bit of Vernon behavior. It seems Vernon sling-shot a "dog turd" into a guys mouth who had flown onto the football field during a game wearing a jet-pack. "I don't like people playing God," said Vernon Margaret sang "I Don't Know" by Ozzy but then punched Bud to the ground and kicked him repeatedly in the ribs after he told her to "sing it better." Margaret then told Robert to drag Bud outside and "throw some water on him."