Hour 1: Phil comes back from the Christmas break explaining that he had pneumonia. He spent the first part of the hour relaying his experience. Then David G. Hall comes on the show to talk about the fact that Artie Lange stabbed himself 9 times and Rush Limbaugh had a heart attack. David said that these incidents made headlines and Phil didn't when he got pneumonia. He said that Phil should have "tried to die" so he would make the headlines. Towards the end of the hour, Phil discusses the Golden Globe awards and other entertainment news. Hour 2: Margaret Grey come on to talk about the Hatian earthquake. She says that if people don't give at least $500 for the relief effort they are not serious and are racist. It's an insult. Hour 3: Bob Green comes on the show to say that his store collects money for various charities. He says that the collection jars are there so that when people donate it makes them feel better. One problem, Bob doesn't necessarily send the money to the charity if it's not substantial. At the end of Hour 3 misc news. Show log by Bonnie Kliewer

Steve Bosell, a member of Climate Justice Now, is talking about Climate change. His 11 year old daughter called her teacher about her dad and he was asked to come into the classroom where the kids called him a disgrace for not taking care of the environment. Now he is suing the government so they will get rid of the plastic bags and start using reusable cloths to wipe with. His daughter was monitoring the call telling Steve what to say the whole time. At the end of hour two there was a short segment where Steve Bosell came on to talk about how he was suing his neighbor Roy Hutchins because he raised his eyebrow at him taking about the story in Cuba and the fact that they were offering free sex change operations. In Hour 3 Raj Fahneen came on to talk about the story that says by 2050 white people will be in the minority. He says that Islams and Christians should have equal footing.

Hour 1: Phil starts out talking about the Healthcare bill. Larry Grover joins Phil to say he thinks the healthcare system will kill more people than it will help. He advocates using Holocaust images to illustrate his point. Hour 2: Steve Bosell, a member of Climate Justice Now, is talking about Climate change. His 11 year old daughter called her teacher about her dad and he was asked to come into the classroom where the kids called him a disgrace for not taking care of the environment. Now he is suing the government so they will get rid of the plastic bags and start using reusable cloths to wipe with. His daughter was monitoring the call telling Steve what to say the whole time. Hour 3: Steve Bosell in on again this hour. Then the stories we couldn't get to and a Christmas song at the end of the show.

Hour 1: It's Crime night with Dr. Michael Stone from Investigation Discovery. Phil starts out the hour talking about the disparaging image of Michelle Obama showing up on Google Images, then he has some commentary on the Internet in general. Dr Stone comes on the show to talk about Major Hassan, the Fort Hood shooter. Hour 2: Pastor William Rennick is on to discuss Adam Lambert's sexual performance on the American Music Awards. Pastor Rennick thinks that parents should have been supervising their children so they wouldn't have seen it. He says Adam Lambert did a Christian thing, he know that children would be watching. Hour 3: Dr. Ron Tarner is on the show to talk about the Climate emails that came out. They say that Global Warming is a hoax. Dr. Tarner's email was hacked and Phil read that on the air. Dr. Tarner wasn't too happy about that. "I'm a volcano surrounded by ants".

Bobbie and Steve Dooley tonight mentioned their Summer-tacular dance competition featuring 6, 7 and 8 year old girls as if it was an artistic and classy demonstration. Among the featured dance moves were "The Spread," "The Full-Spread," "The Three-Quarter Spread," "Junk In The Trunk," "The Tail Gunner," and "The Lay-Out." Larry Grover joined is for a discussion of Congressman Mark Souder, who has resigned after it was revealed he'd had an affair with a staff member. Larry has had it with fellow Christian conservatives failing morally. he thinks the best thing for Souder is to be slapped and thenj back-handed and the best thing for the woman involved is to have her head shaved. Larry also revealed that he bolted a cage around his own manhood as a way of teaching himself not to say the words "boobs" or "tits."

A lot of stuff tonight as Margaret Grey questioned the wisdom of Sarah Palin getting breast implants in light of the fact many of her supporters are right-wing Christians. Lloyd came on to say he will still vote for Palin but now for the wrong reason... he'll vote for her because he's aroused, not because he thinks she's a good or great leader... Jack Armstrong, liberal blogger believes Obama has now shown how strong a leader he can be by announcing sanctions against Iran. Jack told Phil he hounded a mutual friend out of a restaurant in St, Paul, screaming at him that BP screwing up will create more government regulation, not Obama... David G. Hall called in with listener Dr. Jim Sadler to correct Phil's pronunciation of Carly Fiorina's name....and then Phil got into it with Bud and Robert on a number of issues including whether teens should worry about having big parents or teen worries should be BIG AMONG parents...

Dean Wheeler from the Northern California Holistic Center was our first hour guest. Dean and others have petitioned the city of San Francisco to make July 4rth Native American Day. Dean told us that the day should be used by "Europeans" to meditate intensely so they can become "Indians." He gave an example of "Native dialect" (basically saying things like 'many moons') and he did a "Native chant" (which sounded a lot like an Atlanta Brave fan) Dean says he'd like to be a Cherokee because thats the tribe most often mentioned in movies...Later on in the show Vernon Dozier of BelMar Academy discussed allowing kids to buy and play with firecrackers in the oft-chance they injure themselves by "blowing a hand off" or "shoving their face into a Roman candle" because then they may get a taste of what the "sting of battle felt like for the brave men (Women too, asked a kid at school. No, said Vernon. Not really) who fought for our freedom." Vernon said that when he was a kid his friend Chris Daigle lit a cherry bomb about 3 inches from Vernons ear. When Vernon came to, he said he asked his friends where Daigle was. "They told me and I went and found him and...you don't really want me to finish the story, do you?"

Vernon Dozier is a high school teacher with a Facebook page and over 400 female friends, all of them under 18 and some of them not students at his school. How does he get away with posting a picture of himself while in South America wearing nothing but underwear that he thought "was a pair of speedos?" It's a twisted tale. Later, Ted Bell explains why texting and tweeting while driving is okay for him but not for "some of these lousy punk kids. I told one kid you're going to kill every Christina soul with your texting and he says to me 'I'm Jewish' Of course he is. The westside is crawling with Jews." Ted barely gets out of the hour alive and blames Phil for everything.

Bobbie and Steve Dooley share with Phil and his audience something they think is very remarkable. In a number of photos taken by flash cameras on roller coasters, their eldest son Seth is showing no emotion. His face is "flattened" or "he just has a slit for a mouth" says Steve Dooley. In other words, he has "ice water running through his veins." Bobbie believes her son has nerves of steel and should get a recommendation from Congressman Henry Waxman to enter the Marine Corp Officer training school at Quantico, Va. Most of the callers think it's possible Seth is simply a psychopath. The following hour Robert Green, CEO of Frazier Foods grocery chain, offers Phil the opinion its time to move on from the Ground Zero mosque controversy. After all, on September 10th, when the fasting of Ramadan ends, there's ging to be a lot of hungry Muslims and Bob has just layed in a supply of New Zealand lamb chops. If Phil and other talk hosts keep talking about this mosque, Muslims will stay away from sponsors like him and Christians will stay away from lamb chops because they just got the word Muslims like them. Later Phil does Shout-Outs and Bud reads the Bud Dickman Nightly News.

Tonight, Reverand David Casanova from the Casanova Ministries in Norco, California talks about spreading the word of Christ through honesty and sex. That's right, the Reverand  tells Phil that in a recent blog on their youth ministries web site he counseled young men to be honest with young ladies they pick up for a date. Young men are so used to telling young ladies "how nice" they look.  But be honest, says David. If they don't look nice tell them. "You're gonna be hard on the eyes tonight but I have a feeling you're going to start looking better and better." That's what Reverand Casanova calls "the healing power of the Holy Spirit." It's a religious act having sex with a girl you're not attracted to. After a couple of women give David a hard time though his true nature comes out. He confesses to Phil that after watching a documentary on, say, Ted Bundy, he stands up and applauds.