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Tonight David G. Hall guested and railed against a man who won a million dollars in a McDonald's contest. "I have way more dignity than that. If anyone offered me a million dollars I'd hock on the check, fold it in half and stick in the guys shirt pocket. I'm not here to give McDonalds their jollies, winning a contest and having my picture taken with a guy in an orange wig." Jay Santos joined us second hour. Jay feels that people uinloading Christmas presents from their cars and taking them to their homes pose a risk. What's in the packages? Are they really presents....or do they contain the makings for an at-home bomb factory. Jay and his CAP sub-commanders try a variety of things to get people to drop their packages. Tossing a rubber black widow spider onto the package is one way. They also use those fake rubber vomit puddles to try and gross people out. In our third and final hour we replay "A Phil Hendrie Christmas Carol" from 2009 starring Bud Dickman as Ebeneezer Dickman

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                     Kenya: The Cradle of Man Phil and the panel reviewed the Chris Christie/New Jersey/bridge problem and brought on Art Griego and Herb Sewell to discuss it but Herb's past as a despicable felon and his lack of repsect for Art got both of them bown off the air early. Then came Dr. Jim Sadler fielding calls on DNA and how mans lineage is traced to east Africa. With this came incredulous calls from Austin Amarca ("No kidding?") and Bob Green ("I just joined an Aryan businessman's association. Can I get my money back?") Phil ended the show playing "Walk Like A Man" by the Four Seasons. Margaret commented that it had better not be dedicated to Governor Christie because people would read it as "Waddle Like A Man" and that would be "in poor taste."

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A 'frenzied, tribal chant, not a nice Christian mambo" On our show tonight, David G. Hall checked in to pass along his fiance Tabatha's observations. She liked Phil doing the Dina Lohan story but didn't want to hear, yet again, his tired old tale of the time his girlfriend saved him from a tornado. Meanwhile Margaret Grey let slip the fact she hates the Hukilau song, a song Phil remembered singing in kindergarten. Margaret felt the song was a frenzied "animist, tribal chant, not a nice Christian mambo." Turns out though the real reason she hates the song is it reminds her of Hawaii, more to the point a guy named "Junior" ("All men in Hawaii over the age of 50 are named 'Junior'") who she spent two "sun drenched years with, only to be dropped off half naked at the end of a runway near Honolulu International Airport." Margaret also talked about her "close personal friend Dina Lohan who, I am sorry to say, I'd like to knock all the teeth out of, gag, truss up and throw into a sports car with a brick on the accelerator."  

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"Chris Pootay's Love Songs...With a Scent" or whatever he calls it, turns out to be a disaster for Chris as his sexual prowess ain't all that... Next week we're giving away a year long BSP and "Best Of" digital CD collections daily, starting on the 24th. Cinch it up for that.   Click here to listen now!

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Phil discusses a large floating head found in New York harbor this week and in the process kicks Bud out of the studio when he starts making "head" jokes and then refers to Roberts "thick lips."  Harvey Weirman weighed in on the early career of actor Edward Norton and his supposed discovery in New York by agent Shorty Weisback. Weirman got into what he said was Nortons ability to "reach out ajnd strangle anyone with one hand." Margaret also tries strangling Bud, not for the first time. Plus Karen Deauville calls in along with her brother-in-law Jerry to talk with Phil about actor Edward Norton and a "buzz" that Jerry said he saw in Parade magazine claiming Norton has enough strength in one hand to perform "the Vulcan pinch," similar to the so-called death grip used by the character Spock in Star Trek.  Also Dr. Ron Tarner on the lunar eclipse and Doug Dannger too

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Bobbie Dooley told Phil tonight that people are going to now regret the horrible things they said about "JoPa," Joe Paterno that is, since he's been diagnosed with cancer. "Their horrible accusations will make the cancer grow and eat his brain." Chris Norton, aspiring adult film star and filmmaker, came under fire tonight for saying that while he's produced "The Anal 8" a  porn superhero film, "Twilight: Breaking Dawn Pt 1" is the real porn since it's slicked up porn for teenagers. Norton maintained that kids, after watching humans "have ses" with vampires, will go out into the night looking for rabid dogs to "have ses with and get the Rage Virus."

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