Tuesday, April 22, 2003 Hour 1: Chris Norton is a past life reader and reads callers their reincarnation stories. His readings are hit and miss. He occasionally tries to promote his Readings Center and get off the phone to avoid giving more free readings. "I don't live on air, you know". Hour 2: Bob Green says he should be allowed to DNA test his children without his wife's consent to see if they're his. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Tuesday, April 29, 2003 Hour 1: Chris Norton says that kids get in the way of good sex with single moms, and that they should demand that the father take custody of the kids. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Rudy Canoza is a women's clothing store owner who humiliates women who return items claiming not to have worn them, calling them lying pigs.

Wednesday, July 2, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Chris Norton cruises beaches adjusting bikini bottoms on women where it has ridden up the crack too much. he says it's a chivalrous act.

Tuesday, July 30, 2002 Hour 1: Chris Norton proposes a television reality show where women go on dates with guys and must meet very high standards. He does things like tie a girl up and run a skinning knife down her back. If she cries, she has to leave the apartment. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Margaret Gray performed oral sex on a stranger to coerce him to not report a parking lot accident to her husband's insurance company.

Thursday, August 22, 2002 Hour 1: Jay Santos is going door to door asking men over 35 years of age questions to make sure they aren't kid-killing freaks. Hour 2: VARIETY. At 14m Bobbie Dooley goes into a church hearing the organ music celebration from the Father James McQuarters bit on 2002-08-21c. Hour 3: Chris Norton wants to make a porn movie at New York City ground zero called "Nine Or Eleven, Take Your Pick, Let The Healing Begin". Actors include Tad Pole, Raymond Bone, Rick Stretch, Woody Woodlovepecker, and Bobby Balls.

Monday, September 23, 2002 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Bob Green refused to allow his supermarket staff to break up a fight between a mother and her child. Phil talks about disciplining his kids. Hour 3: Chris Norton is insisting on rights to visit the kids he fathered at the sperm bank, and if he doesn't get them, he's telling the mothers he's part Mexican, which will make them sue the sperm bank.

Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley is fining homeowners in her HOA that are not flying a large enough flag. At 20:34 Phil lets caller Mindy off the hook mentioning he does all the voices. Phil says the last thing we need is hysterical people sending out e-mails. Phil talks to callers. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. RC Collins claims he saw Osama bin Laden at a Blockbuster in Van Nuys renting a movie and buying Jujubes. SECOND HALF. Phil comments on the 9/11 events, talks with callers about whether events should be canceled. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Chris Norton says women are not patriotic because his candlelight dinner NYPD fundraiser. He did get bids but the women were not good-looking enough. SECOND HALF. Flashback of 2001-03-21c CBI. Phil talks about synthetic rubber and 9/11 events.

Hour 1: FIRST HALF. Remote live at Jim Seal's Auto Farm in Barstow. SECOND HALF. Phil talks about remote kits, flying experiences. Bush living in Texas. Hour 2: Margaret Gray says women leave their kids in hot cars because they're overworked during the day and they want to get away from screaming kids. Phil closes talking about show the show runs, how many callers they put on the air, and they need just 3600 dumbbells a year to make it work. Hour 3: Chris Norton (at 05m after a BSP archive promotion) says he is the ideal human specimen to clone for stem cell research, and that he has godly powers over any clones produced. Phil closes mentioning the website poll, does a flashback of 2001-08-03 hour one.