Wednesday, September 8, 2004

Hour 1: Jay Santos doesn’t want his son watching Hurricane Ivan coverage because he thinks all the crying might turn his boy gay!

Hour 2: In this flashback, Robert Green, CEO of Frasier Foods bemoans his family’s cancelled vacation to Disneyworld. He claims the people of Florida have a “sick sense of humor” for allowing the theme park to be built in such a hurricaine-prone region. Broadcasting from the 4th Ring of Hell, “The Prince of Darkness Show” invites callers to ask Satan himself if their own sins are damnable. R.C. Collins discovers he is in the clear for cheating on a math test but condemned for eternity due to bad grammar. Then Margaret Grey does a stirring rendition of “Come Sail Away” by Styx.

Hour 3: Doug Dannger says that because he’s gay, you won’t look him in the eye and say that you’re voting for Bush.