Hour 1:
Phil talks to his lawyer Harvey Wireman. Phil is furious about Santa Claus selling a letter he wrote to him when he was ten to a tabloid. Phil talks about giant foods and over eating.
Hour 2:
Bobbie Dooley is very excited about her upcoming fun vacation to visit Dachau followed by sauerbraten and polka music.
Hour 3:
Steve Bosell is sure that his wife is cheating on him because she recently started wearing Capri pants, tight sweaters, and is demonstrating new sexual techniques with him.