Hour 1:
Korean war veteran Lloyd Bonifide explains why he believes that public school children should be strip searched and inspected.
Hour 2:
Clara Bingham believes Al Gore could theoretically be arrested upon arriving in Texas because George W. Bush is the governer and doesn't want to lose the election. Phil talks about taking vacations from the radio station.
Hour 3:
Bobbie Dooley fears her neighbor is a witch because she saw candles around her bathtub and a cauldron in her yard. Phil talks about the new "Lord of the Rings" movie and strange things you hear when you're a kid.
