Herb Sewell weighs in on the Penn State/Sandusky situation with a dilemma of his own. He is a convicted child molester but he has also joined a nudist colony. "What are the parameters," he asks "if I'm playing volleyball and things are swaying this way and that and someone walking with their kid recognizes me?"
Charlie LeFountain reprises his "One Step" appearance. Charlie believes we can make kids safe from predators by encouraging them not to bath, brush their teeth or wipe. The smell alone will keep pedophiles at bay, says Charlie.