Hour One:
Larry Grover is choosing to go to Hawaii with a new "TV actress" girlfriend for a golf week rather than attend his daughters volleyball tournament.......Donna calls in to scold Larry.......but thinks she's listening to the Rusty Humphrey Show...Larry breaks into the song "Honolulu Baby"...
Hour Two:
Margaret Grey believes the US Army is filled with Lynndie England's, "a lurching mob of 'gloids."
Hour Three:
Father McQuarters calls to ask Phil if he is done getting his jollies with the Down Syndrome material...now on day three...Phil tells the tale of pulling into the McDonalds drive-thru and hitting the gas instead of the brake...thinks its time to hang it up.....Father McQuarters calls back to say that he knew a priest named Father McGovern who shuffled out of the bathroom one night with his pants around his ankles looking for toilet paper. He was so senile he shuffled right into a cocktail party....... Frodo the Puppet returns! He asks Phil why we can't find Bin Laden. Phil attempts to answer but is distracted by the fact that Frodo and Bud are exchanging glances.....
