Hour 1:
Phil reads the Phil Hendrie Show Dictionary from SweetFeatheryJesus.com and talks about last nights ratings for "Teachers." Margaret sings the encore of the Banana Boat song from a hot tub. The PHS show presents: Steve Deals and the Wonderful World of Animals.
Hour 2:
Margaret calls in to review "Teachers" and says that Phil was carrying so much weight that it was very distracting. Margaret says that any actor on television that's fat is an object of pity, not someone we want to watch.
Hour 3:
Steve Deals' Wonder World of Animals. Program director David G. Hall yells at Phil for thinking a kazoo is playing instead of a trumpet. Lloyd Bonafide calls in after hearing Phil read a news story about Lewis the cat, Lloyd claims his neighbor Dick Steelworth has a cat that teabagged him.