Citizens Auxiliary Police Brigadier Admiral Jay Santos is monitoring activity near precious metal businesses to make sure people aren't buying too much gold and starting a panic. He checks peoples purchases, asks them if they are trying to corner the market, if they plan on reporting the taxes and other intrusive, ignorant queries. In our next hour, Ted Bell tells Phil he was gracious enough to admit to a female customer that it was his condom she found in her baked potato and that he would be glad to comp her a new one. What does he get for his honesty? Listen...