Hour 1:
"Lucy Loves Me" Lloyd Bonifide wants to know "What ever happened to customer service?" after he caught a stripper named Lucy giving a table dance to another man.
Hour 2:
"Golf Club Rules" Vernon Dozier explains why police officers could not interrupt the golf game of a Texas businessman who was wanted on charges of murdering his ex-wife.
Hour 3:
Phil talks a little bit about My Friends Place. RC Collins calls in to discuss the custody battle over Elian Gonzales, he says you don't wanna get in the face of the Cubans. RC claims he's got two classmates that travelled all the way from Cuba on two box
