Hour 1:
Roland Schwinn is a Canadian journalist saying the American media is doing a bad job covering the recount and is blubbering like children. Phil closes talking about some people who climbed Mount Kilimanjaro.
Hour 2:
Ted Bell will park in handicapped spaces because they're never used, and putting his business card under the windshield wiper will help prevent getting a ticket. Phil talks about getting lost around Miami Airport and ending up in the ghetto, talks about Disney.
Hour 3:
Colleen Kristen Brewster offers a tour package where you can get medical euthanasia in the Netherlands after a 4-day sightseeing trip around the country. Phil talks about atheism, Catholicism.