Hour 1:
Dean Wheeler is an Italian-American who was offended by the Sopranos and is conducting Living In America seminars and bringing Italian-Americans into rape crisis centers for counseling, as the crime is indeed that bad according to Dean. Phil closes talking about the subject of rape and talks about screening the calls during this episode.
Hour 2:
Harvey Wireman, attorney, says you can clone any child's DNA so that if a child gets killed you can replace them. The Clone Center will raise the kid until it's ready to join the family. Phil closes talking about going into court for drinking on the beach. Phil was surprised that the beach patrol picked on a middle-aged family guy like him.
Hour 3:
FIRST HALF. Lloyd Bonafide's son got killed in Vietnam, and Lloyd still refers to him as a dumbass. His wife wants to go to Vietnam, and Lloyd doesn't. SECOND HALF. Flashback of 2001-08-07 hour one. Phil chats about Jenna Bush, says the whole family is an alcoholic. Uplifting E-Mail Of The Day. Bud picks a Jaguar car ad then can't find an uplifting e-mail.
