Dr. Ron Tarner tonight warned of the discovery of "swimming apes" or "the aquatic ape," that is apes that can swim and dive, a trait long thought to be exclusive to humans. Tarner told Phil and his listeners that this information sets up a possible "Planet of the Apes" showdown.

Vernon Dozier is happy Bradley Manning is getting 35 years but just knows "some federal judge will come along and parole this beret and lips-stick wearing midget" after 8 years, "you mark my words."

Bob Green debated political consultant Charley LeFountain on the trials and tribulations of San Diego mayor Bob Filner. Charley, in addressing one of the allegations of sexual harassment against the mayor, said it was basically a normal, "collegial thing to do when posing for a photograph with a female colleague to cup one of her ass cheeks with your hand." (Although he claims he made an error in judgment when he originally made that statement to channel 8).