Hour 1:
Rev. Jim Polly of "Romantic Ministries" is against homosexuality and has stated that the best way to convert the homosexuals is to go right into their bedrooms. Just because a person is a sexual deviant doesn't mean they're lost and he will do anything it takes to convert them, even if it's a sex act.
Hour 2:
Justin McElroy is planning a student walkout at his school on March 10th... if George W. Bush does not immediately withdraw troops from Iraq then the students will strike. Justin expects 100% participation from students whether or not they believe in the cause.
Hour 3:
Steve Bosell is suing Herbal Essence Shampoo because he says the commercials that show a woman moaning pleasurably as she shampoos with the product send the message that women don't need men "just a locked door and en electric toothbrush."