Hour 1:
Bobbie Dooley has been asked to step down from Western Estates Homeowners Association for making a crippled man walk after he saw her doing nude jumping jacks. Phil talks about the kids in his neighborhood.
Hour 2:
Larry Grover says the word "rats" was subliminally inserted into the Bush campaign ad because Republicans are upset that Democrats are sexier than them. Phil talks about the new Dr.Laura TV show and birthday cakes at work.
Hour 3:
"La Casa De La Carne" Restaurant & bar owner Rudy Canosa says he makes his waitresses wear short shirts & three inch heels because they'll get better tips and find themselves a man. Phil discusses life insurance.
