Phil discussed the thirtieth anniversary of a near nuclear war with the Soviet Union. Special guest Larry Grover once again had to contend with his mother Gloria grabbing the phone and embarrassing him. Alf Petrie, a former animal wrangler for the motion picture industry joined Phil to discuss pet food and some pet treats that the FDA has cited as dangerous. Alf remarked that many of these treats are named so as to attract human customers as well...barbecue this and ranch flavor that.... Rudy Canosa was on to introduce a new over-the-counter-STD test kit that according to Rudy, you can stop and get at a CVS, test her and then see " if you should waste your time or not driving on to the restaurant."