Bobbie Dooley is offering herself as a door prize in a raffle for the Junior and Senior boys at Western Estates High School...Win a chance to take her to the Homecoming Dance. Oh, don't worry mom and dad. She'll be wearing "chastity equipment. Steve just rented it." ??
Dr. Jim Sadler says Paul McCartney has married again, not out of love (he had that with Linda, tried to have it with Heather Mills) but because he actually "can't stand being in the same house with the woman." Dr. Sadler says McCartney has done that as penance for having lived and enjoyed all these years while Lennon's been dead. As a result he's married someone "that he can't stand being around."
