Hour One:
Larry Grover, newly re-invented as the "Angry Liberal" comes on to tell Phil the sad tale of being asked the question "If you are against the war for oil Iraq how come you drive a car?" Larry can't think of a good answer so he goes home troubled and perplexed. When his autistic son starts banging a spoon on the table and making barnyard noises, Larry back hands him across the kitchen floor. He blames Bush's policy in Iraq for his kid getting cuffed.
Hour Two:
Dorell Springfield, former pro basketball player, is on to promote his book "A Hundred Yards of Grapevine: The Disgrace Of The NBA." Dorell feels that is quite obvious with today's players wearing the newer, baggier pants and shirts and wearing "oversized shoes" that the NBA is treating them like circus clowns albeit well paid circus clowns. He believes its time for black men to say no to the NBA and "the Clown Hall Of Fame." Because Dennis Rodman was the first NBA player to color his hair and wear nose jewelry, Mr Springfield calls him "Bozo One."
Hour Three:
Herb Sewell, sicko turned commentator, begins the hour with his Michael Jackson Report while he is standing in line at a carnival buying kids cotton candy. Then Bud comes on to play what he thinks is cool bumper music but is just dance mix mung. Father James McQuarters, feeling guilty about his appearance on our show last night, comes on to apologize for his insensitivity to the mentally disabled attending Catholic mass. He merely wants to point out, he says, that it's tough holding the consecrated host high and then giving it to a kid whose hands are drenched with "slabber." David G. Hall then comes on to ask if there will be any end to the autism/mentally retarded material on the show he's been hearing for two nights running. Phil then announces the great news that the show will be back on the air Thursday in San Antonio. Next up is Chester Glout's Career Talk. he interviews a boogieman named Lester who likes his job just laying under a kids bed except this particular kid is a bed wetter. Then Phil mentions that he apparently smacked Comb Over Boy down so hard Thursday afternoon that 'Boy went on a weekend bender as was last seen trying to pick up Laura Corn in the hotel bar. Then we play "Flirtin' With Disaster" as a tribute to the departed lead singer of Molly Hatchet Danny Joe Brown.
