The show starts with Phil discussing insomnia with Dr. Sadler. Bud says he has insomnia too. His problem isn't that he can't sleep. Its that he can't sleep IN. Sadler keeps taking what he says are important medical calls from patients but all he does is laugh and ask whoever's on the other end of the line if they're "wearing them blue panties." Brad Rivkind talks with Phil about writing his autobiography and whether it should be a "regular book or an e-book." Brad wisely says that the first line of any book is important. Bud suggests "Call me Ishmael, on account of it was what that book called Dick started with." Margaret, Phil and Jeff Dowder talk about great guitar players. When Phil plays "Rock and Roll Hootchie Koo" by Johnny Winter, General Shaw calls him "an albino lover."