Hour 1:
"Top 100 Playmates" Dave Oliva joins the program to talk about Playboy magazine's recently published "Top 100 Playmates of the Past 50 Years" issue. Dave says Phil is making a big deal over the fact that there aren't many ethnic women on the list because
Hour 2:
"Don't Be A Y2k Retard" Program direction David G. Hall believes everybody that purchased a generator or more than four gallons of water in the past three days is retarded.
Hour 3:
Phil receives another complaint from the old lady who can't hang her phone up! Phil reads off Playboy magazine's recently published "Top 100 Playmates of the Past 50 Years" article and discusses where they are now.
