Hour 1:
Vinnie Carbon goes to the movies. Phil talks about the razzies and the worst actors in hollywood. Phil talks about "The Blair Witch Project" and hot saki.
Hour 2:
"Sandwich Artists" In the aftermath of a double killing of two Subway employees, Jeff Dowder theorizes that the kids committed suicide because they were distraught over the daily pressures of making a great sandwich.
Hour 3:
The PHS presents... "Who Wants to Kiss My Ass." RC Collins calls in to talk about rock band KISS's last tour. RC says that KISS stands for Knights In Satan's Service.