Hour 1:
Phil reads the rumors and folklore that have been said about rock 'n' roll legends over the years. Ausitn Amarka chimes in, he doesn't want rock stars or politicians wishing him a happy new year.
Hour 2:
"Bombing of Pearl Harbor" Chatsworth high school student RC Collins calls in to tell Phil that he saw the most bitchenest thing ever on television today.
Hour 3:
Bobbie fears her son is depressed because he wouldn't give her a kiss on the lips when she dropped him off at basketball practice.
