Hour 1:
Bob Green discusses his pamphlet "Tell Her Theyre Diamonds, Just In Time For Christmas". Phil closes talking about womens' keen eye for diamonds. Maria chastised Phil after she dreamed Phil screwed Helen Hunt. The kids want Grand Theft Auto.
Hour 2:
Bobbie finds that she is related to Amelia Earhart, so they shouldnt be searched at the airport. Phil closes talking about Joe Dickhead, his website archives, says they're off next week, football stadium funding.
Hour 3:
Its the Jumpin Jovial Johnny Java Show. Johnny talks with Osama. Phil talks about LSD, Taliban fashions, the Wizard of Oz & the Sammi people of Finland. Chef Carl Chodillia shares some Christmas recipes.
