Hour 1:
Phil reads the retirement news about Peanuts creator Charles Schultz. "The Phil Hendrie Comedy Players" David G. Hall joins Phil to help butcher some otherwise Classic Comedy Bits from Saturday Night Live, Monty Python... even Full Metal Jacket!
Hour 2:
"Harming the Pope" Margaret Gray joins the program to comment on the new painting of a feminine, black faced Jesus. Margaret believes the intent of the painting is to give Pope John Paul a heart-attack.
Hour 3:
"Crooked Gingerbreat Houses" Ted Bell joins the program to tell Phil that unfortunately cannot donate the $50,000 he promised to the Emery House foundation because the gingerbread houses the blind kids made were terrible.