Hour 1:
"Sloppy with a Drink" Korean War Veteran Lloyd Bonifide joins the program, he's upset with Charlton Heston for publicly admitting that NRA members can't hold a drink.
Hour 2:
Larry Grover joins the program live from the Republic National Convention to explain why he thinks it's a waste of time trying to get homosexual and African American voters on board.
Hour 3:
"What Women Want" Vice President of Syndication David G. Hall joins the program, he wants Phil to make himself more interesting to single women because they're the largest consumer spending block. Phil talks about his kids missing rat, Dennis Miller, and
