Hour 1: Raj Feneen came on the show to say that NASCAR wastes oil with their "stupid racing." The oil that is wasted by NASCAR is the resource of the middle east and Americans use it to race cars and go buy "Biggie fries." Phil ended the hour by saying that NASCAR is superior to any other sport because you can bring a cooler in and no dumbass fan is going to throw something on the track without the other fans around him, without warning, ending his life.
Hour 2: With the recent statistics coming from the Census Bureau, Bobbi and Steve Dooley want to assure white people that everything is going to be okay. The stats reveal that by the year 2050, minority groups will be 49.9 percent of the U.S. population. Bobbi called an emergency meeting of the Western Estates Homeowners Association to help keep people calm. Bobbi is very cool with the rise in minorities, but realizes so many whites are not. That is why she and her husband Steve do some role playing to help the folks understand. Steve dresses up like a Mesquite Indian and pretends to be a loans officer at a bank. Bobbi goes up to him to ask for a loan all the while remaining calm about a minority in a power role.
Hour 3: Ted is offering etiquette classes at his steak house but doesn’t think Phil’s listeners are advanced enough to take them.
