Ted Bell started the show to discuss Ted's of Beverly Hills. He says that their cattle is driven hard and scared to near death rather than being stunned because the adrenaline makes for tastier beef.
The second hour began with Vernon Dozier, who thinks that Bush is showing no balls with China. The Chinese simply don't respect him. Vernon thinks that Bush should grow a mustache to gain their favor.
Phil closed the second hour with a rant about Bush, the recent Navy crash, and Streisand's right to talk.
Dean Wheeler wrapped up the show to represent "Americans With Allergies Alliance." These are Americans who are allergic to everything. He thinks that people should have to stop wearing perfume, denim, deordorizing soaps, etc.