Hour 1:
Phil thanks Adam Carolla for having him on his show. Ted Bell explains why he fired one of his employees for having a homosexual dream. Paul "Tubby" Lane is upset at NASCAR for hosting the Subway Fresh 500 in Phoenix. Phil comments on the Bruce Williams Show getting cranked.
Hour 2:
Bobbie and Steve Dooley are very concerned over young peoples growing fascination with Cannibalism.
Hour 3:
Bob Bakian reports live over Cedars-Sinai Medical Center with sad news in regards to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes newborn baby. Phil talks about the Bubonic Plague found in LA. Jeff Dowder and Harvey Wireman debate whether or not it's right for Tom Cruise to eat the Placentia. Fray Gray reviews tonights episode of Teachers.