Phil has Jack Eigagder and Brad Rivkind on to talk more about the Jonathan Martin-Richie Incognito situation. Jack says it's the one time he can use terms like "ape," "monkey" and "gorilla" about a football player and not get in trouble since Incognito is white. Rivkind calls in to half-heartedly defend Incognito until he hears some of the specifics and then he gives up...
Phil tries to define what a typhoon is as opposed to a hurricane and winds up having to define "patroon." (A patroon was an early, wealthy Dutch landowner in New York state).
Karen Deauville along with her husband Herb and brother-in-law Jarry calls the show to talk about trans fats and how healthy they all eat. Problem is even though they do, according to Karen, Jerry's fat and she has a big ass.