Hour 1:
R.C. Collins joins the airwaves to discuss the "New Youth Nation", a group of children who are moving to an Indian reservation because they no long have the trust and confidence in adults after they screwed up the election results.
Hour 2:
Restaurant owner Ted Bell is going to start parking handicapped spaces this holiday season because he claims no handicapped people actually live live in Beverly Hills. Phil talks about a Florida welcome spot, almost getting thrown out of Disney, moon land
Hour 3:
Mavis Leonard believes Cheney's heart attack was a fake urban myth like the gerbil up Richard Gere's butt. Phil talks about moving trucks and the Florida ballots.
