Hour 1:
Phil "The Prophet" Hendrie wants to know why Jesse Jackson makes more money than him and takes calls from people with turkey recipes!
Hour 2:
"Lawn Jockeys" Larry Grover calls in to discuss his mother's obsession with the African American lawn jockeys in front of her house. "Table-to-Table Service" Bob Greene is on to showcase his new restaurant innovation. He is instituting serving leftovers to customers for a fraction of a new plate's cost!
Hour 3:
Phil takes a look at some of the items celebrity Gary Coleman has up for auction on his website. Program director David G. Hall calls in to tell Phil to do the Gary Coleman bit better. Phil discusses the "10 Most Talked About Books."