Hour 1:
Phil brings on "Law Talk with Harvey Wireman." Father McQuarters recites the Edmund Fitzgerald song. Phil rants about his dad, Gordon Lightfoot, and "A Mighty Wind." Justin McAlroy with the Junior Lightup Organization wants to be able to light up and school.
Hour 2:
Larry Grover is having a man sleep with his blind girlfriend because he doesn't believe in sex before marriage.
Hour 3:
Phil reads some news, Alf calls in to tell Phil that he saw the ghost of Bob Barker. Jeff Dowder calls in to talk about Wade Gallagos and Native Americans. Phil rants about Bed and Breakfasts and gay bars, then reads some e-mail.
