Hour 1:
"I Love You Virus" Bobbie Dooley calls the program to tell Phil about a young wealthy widower in her neighborhood who sent an "I Love You" e-mail to her today.
Hour 2:
Ross Porter & Rick Monday report live from Dodger Stadium... tonight it's Dodgers vs. Famous Ethnic Food Spokespeople! Phil talks about doing promos for the new 70's movie and speaks with his voiceover agent.
Hour 3:
"Love & a 2x4" After being turned on by an Asian girl with a large chest, Steve Bosell attempts to pleasure himself in the knothole of a 2-by-4. Steve says he was left with splinters from the incident, now he wants to sue the lumber company!
