Hour One:
Bobbi Dooley is, along with one of her girlfriends Susan Ruttigliano, showing the girls in the graduating high school senior class how to do "area shaving" so as to feel special and sexy. Problem is: Bobbi doesn't think the parents of the girls "need know."
Hour Two:
Phil reads e-mail.... Phil talks about his sons still farting at the dinner table.... Observations about Dennis Miller.... Dr. Hans Melzer with "Sex and Death.".... Phil talks about a high school prank in Wisconsin, home of Ed Gein.... a man calls 9-11 because his Friends DVD collection got wedged when he tripped and fell on it..... Phil updates the listeners on the Long Beach PD wasting some dirt bag.....
Hour Three:
G.Gordon Liddy does his talk show after having his brain reduced to a five year olds....Phil reflects on the late homosexual leader of the FBI, J. Edgar Hoover..... Phil talks about drinking too much water.... Laurel and Hardy doing "Luke, I am Your Father."..... Bob Bakian is chastised by David G.Hall, as "Lord Hall," for doing shtick when he's just a traffic guy.... Phil talks about the latest damage to the brain the FCC is responsible for.... Phil gets a physical from the company doctor while he is on the air.... Phil talks about the wonder and amazement of a cartoonist, Ted Rahl, never having drawn or written anything funny.....