Hour 1:
Phil gives his listeners an update on his Sears washing machine situation and complains about having to walk down the street to get his mail. Phil tries his hand at doing some movie trailer voiceovers and discusses the works of composer John Williams.
Hour 2:
"P.U.N.K. Checkpoints" Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police joins the program. They will be running "P.U.N.K. Checkpoints" this upcoming weekend, pulling over drivers who are wearing wife-beaters, tattoos, and LA Raider hats.
Hour 3:
Phil announces the winners of the upcoming Academy Awards based upon inside information. Phil speaks with Lil' Ian Anderson who believes he may be offspring of Screaming Jay Hawkins.