Hour 1:
Gay Entertainment journalist Doug Danger says "The DaVinci Code" movie is crap, and it's only because he's a gay journalist that he's not afraid to say it's utter rot.
Hour 2:
Bobbie and Steve Dooley joins the program live from the Western Estates Homeowners Association Springtacular kickoff event. Bobbie says libraries are just magnets for four eyes and bookworms. She wants to bid on the property the library is sitting on so she can bulldoze it to build their new home.
Hour 3:
Phil talks about how the internet is great for research because it's the worlds largest library. Phil plugs the debut of "Teachers" on March 28th, the upcoming webcast on March 31st, and the Poker Tournament. Phil rants about Isaac Hayes and South Park, Natalie Holloway and Arubian cops, and plays a Margaret Flashback. Phil rants about Scientology, reads some e-mail, and talks about a radio host that got fired for calling Condoleezza Rice a coon.
