Hour One:
Bob Green of Frazier Foods disqualifies all of his white female employees from the chance of winning a trip to Aruba because they might get caught by the "white slavers.".....they would fetch a pretty penny...
Hour Two:
Raj Feneen swears the child pornography found on his computer by police isn't his...He says his neighbor hacked in and put it there because he hates Arabs and has "a mind clogged with grease from fast food."....
Hour Three:
David G. Hall comes on to inform Phil he has to wear a horse costume at his JOLT Radio, Tucson appearance this weekend....Phil tells folks who may visit L.A. this summer not to bring their cell phones because L.A. has no cell service....Hugh Quiff, border patrol agent tries to tell Phil how special the horses that they use are but Phil can't help but notice the guy is surrounded by barnyard sounds....Phil updates the listeners on what's being done about the pod cast fiasco....Bob Bakian comes on to do traffic but instead starts doing the whole Captain Quint/SS Indianapolis monologue from "Jaws."....then Bud messes up Bobs helicopter sound effect by replacing it with, first a horse race, then a ping pong match and finally the sounds of the country at sunset....Phil brings on a Leprechaun wrestler named The Wee Warrior who puts Phil and Bud in a full nelson after they laugh at him......
