Professor Emory Clayton defended the Vancouver rioters saying the young people of Canada have nothing. "America is a UFC fighter and Canada is a hanging bag in the garage.." In fact, Professor Clayton led a student riot at LA Canyon College when they replaced the Ball Park Franks brand at the football stadium with Hebrew National. "We burned the concession stand down including the cotton candy."
Ted Bell from Ted's of Beverly Hills tried to explain away his slapping of a child at the restuarant. "With all these Anthony Weiner jokes, I had gotten sick of it," said Ted. "When I thought I heard the kid say 'cornhole' I let loose." The kid actually said "corndog."
