Hour 1:
RC Collins wrote an article in "La Opinion" that called on the president of Mexico, Vicente Fox, to quit his job and come to the US to get a job as a Gardner.
Hour 2:
Chris Norton joins the program to talk about "Millennium Singles Directory", a respectful list of women's names who have been molested as a child, Chris says that based on his experience these are not good women for a relationship.
Hour 3:
In an effort to help educate Phil's listeners about the radio contract negotiating process, program director David G. Hall comes on the air and demands Phil to say how much money he has tied up in real estate.