Hour One:
Roland Schwinn, an attorney standing 5 foot 11 and weighing 310 pounds, tells Phil's listeners that the overweight are tired of the jokes and snide remarks. He says, cryptically, that July 17th may bring an "apocalypse of the fat."
Hour Two:
Steve Bosell is suing Herbal Essence Shampoo because he says the commercials that show a woman moaning pleasurably as she shampoos with the product send the message that women don't need men "just a locked door and en electric toothbrush."
Hour Three:
Phil talks about the bombings in London, remembers when Al Franken "was funny," basically concludes that anyone opposed to the war in Iraq is "emotionally around 12 years old," says he's going to go home and turn on the gas, and finally, at the end of the hour, says goodnight.
