Clara Bingham shared with Phil her plan for a "punitive tax" against womens clinics that perform abortions since they are terminating someone that otherwise would be paying taxes. Then again they are terminating someone that might be panhandling too "like that saxaphone player you see everyday Mr. Hendrie at the corner of Westlake Blvd. and the 101."
Lloyd Bonafide is organizing the "Senior Crusade Sheba Buffet." If the country defaults or otherwise meets messier economic times it's without doubt our seniors will be "eating cat food" says Mr. Bonafide. So he's setting up tables near the Capitol building where he'll serve Sheba cat food on Carr's crackers and "seven grain sprouted bread" to any congressman passing by.
