Hour 1:
Vernon Dozier Straight Talk. Vernon believes most American men envy US Taliban John Walker because he 'took a chance'. Phil closes plugging the webcast.
Hour 2:
Phil recalls preparing for a TV interview. Phil talks about Las Vegas hotels, Katie Couric, waking up the kids. Takes calls about being searched and discusses searches.
Hour 3:
FIRST HALF. Alf Baradi is helping WWII veteran widows by having sex with them for money. SECOND HALF. Flashback of 2001-12-19b. Phil rants about Saudi Arabian behavior, plugs the webcast tomorrow, returns to subject of Saudi behavior in Disneyworld hotel.