Hour 1:
FIRST HALF. Santa Of The Week. Vernon has a unique way with kids that come to sit on Santas lap. SECOND HALF. Phil talks about upcoming webcast, video games, raids on Middle Eastern immigrants, Jews.
Hour 2:
Phil takes calls, hangs up on lady who asks where his studio is, college football. Phil talks about juvenile delinquents and homeowners, takes calls. Phil talks about women's asses and their self perceptions and says we'd better not put too much stock into bin Laden.
Hour 3:
Bob McGraw has a controversial attraction at his Christmas tree lot. He allows men to go on a stage and simulate sodomizing an Osama bin Laden blowup doll. Phil closes talking about the webcast, hard liquor commercials.
