Hour One:
Margaret Grey busts on Phil for asking how Beth Holloway can afford to fly back and forth to Aruba.....Phil explains to Bud why we beep the Ted's jingle....Phil reads e-mail as he talks about the relationship of comedy and politics on his show......Caller tells Phil its a sad day when he hears Phil praising the war.....
Hour Two:
Lloyd Bonafide is upset that a female is piloting "a rocket ship" (the shuttle Discovery) and giving her opinions on deforestation to the prime minister of Japan. Lloyd feels that the power a stripper had over him years ago is indicative of the same power a woman "with a space ship" can have over the world.
Hour three:
Ted Bell is on to announce "The Ted's Of Beverly Hills Classy Ladies" emporium that will have under one roof a place for Dad to relax to adult dancers and a place for Mom and the kids to play in a bounce house.